She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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