Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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