I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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