I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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