I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
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You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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