dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
why is half of my head shaved?
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