BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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