she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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