When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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