i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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