I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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