She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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