I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
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