she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
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I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience