what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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