u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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