yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
someone owes me an orgasm
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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