Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i came on her dog
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
