i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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