If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
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Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
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I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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