Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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