Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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