I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my shit smells like andre
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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