i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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