Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
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ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
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since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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