Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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