Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
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I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
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I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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