the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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