margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
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Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
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Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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