Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
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biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help