I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
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It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
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The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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