Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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