We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
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Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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