Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
