Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
