Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Randomize
