who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
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the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
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The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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