Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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