I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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