Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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