I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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