Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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