Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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