I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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