Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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