I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
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I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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