oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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