We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
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! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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