White coat. Heels.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
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This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
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At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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