i just had sex bonerless
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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