Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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