So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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