"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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