I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
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I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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