Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize